The Lame Little Tie Song
I love ties,
I wear them all day long
I wear them to work
And then I sing this song
I love ties,
Because you see
I love to borrow
And I love steal
But the only things
That fit my size
Are those wonderful, shiny
Coloured new ties
Hence I dont
Have to buy them new
In stead, say to my neigbour
“What would jesus do?”
And he then gives
His ties to me
Even though I’m six foot
And he’s just three
And that is why
I love the tie
Its the only thing
That I needn’t buy.