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The Lame Little Tie Song

I love ties,
I wear them all day long
I wear them to work
And then I sing this song

I love ties,
Because you see
I love to borrow
And I love steal

But the only things
That fit my size
Are those wonderful, shiny
Coloured new ties

Hence I dont
Have to buy them new
In stead, say to my neigbour
“What would jesus do?”

And he then gives
His ties to me
Even though I’m six foot
And he’s just three

And that is why
I love the tie
Its the only thing
That I needn’t buy.

August 4th, 2008 / 1 Comment / Trackback

Comments on “The Lame Little Tie Song”

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    I will tell you about my details later one ( Iam a MBA grad. from ..)

    buban basak on August 7th, 2008 at 4:43 pm